... and sometimes, the stupid is just all me.

[kageygirl]

Note to self: your complete inability to write contextless smut is not nearly as cute as some uncooperative parts of you seem to believe.

Also, no, it wouldn't really be funny if your offhand comment about having to write some sort of episode-related fic for every single episode of SGA turned out to be a twisted kind of foresight. You really have no more free will, do you?

So, in conclusion, having to write complicated "Hot Zone" stuff just to get to the smut (which is incidentally looking more problematic all the time)? Just makes you a doofus. I'm just sayin'.

And, no, you still have four more hours until you can start in on the blue liquor.

On the other hand, two thumbs up for the filename "hotzonegodfuckingdammit.txt."

Now, get back to work, you slacker.

And close those Notepad windows.

Now...

Comments

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Hee. You can't write PWP without the damn plot sneaking in, either??? Currently I have a McKay smutathon thing that keeps bringing plot and reason into it, dammit.

Somewhere there's blue mixer (raspberry, I believe) that you can add in...so you can make all kinds of blue drinks out of clear alcohol.

/enabling

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm completely incapable of just having them have some fun. First it's "where?" and then "how'd they get there?" and "but what were they doing BEFORE that?" and suddenly everyone's got issues all over my nice clean sex scene. Sheesh.

Oooh, blue mixer. I'll have to find some of that once I've pillaged all the "naturally" blue drinks from the liquor store.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

OMG, ourcreativeprocessesaresoseparatedatbirth!

Hee. Now I'm wondering what the hell it was. But it was a tall bottle, squared off, but with curves on the sides. Touch sour for my taste, but then again, I like my drinks just this side of a diabetic reaction. :)

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

LOL! I myself seem to drink either "sickeningly sweet" or "standard alcohol with mixer" (rum and coke, scotch and soda), and I pretty much cultivated the taste for "respectable" drinks just so The Boy could fetch me stuff from the bartender without getting all embarrassed. *g*

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Can't do rum. Makes me physically ill before I even cop a buzz, in some blends. *shrug* One of these days I'll try to figure out which rums and why.

Vodka Collins is a good drink, usually. Kind of like an alcoholic lemonade.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

The Boy used to have massive problems with both rum and tequila, which made trying to find tropical drinks for him very problematic. Lately he's been able to drink Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, at least, and some light rum that our friends brought us from Barbados.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. That means he can't enjoy the wonderfullness that is Long Island Iced Tea, can he?

That? Sucks. (For some reason, I can. This despite the mean!drunk I get on tequila alone, and the whole rum issue. I guess the gin and the triple sec and the vodka counter that.)