... and sometimes, the stupid is just all me.

[kageygirl]

Note to self: your complete inability to write contextless smut is not nearly as cute as some uncooperative parts of you seem to believe.

Also, no, it wouldn't really be funny if your offhand comment about having to write some sort of episode-related fic for every single episode of SGA turned out to be a twisted kind of foresight. You really have no more free will, do you?

So, in conclusion, having to write complicated "Hot Zone" stuff just to get to the smut (which is incidentally looking more problematic all the time)? Just makes you a doofus. I'm just sayin'.

And, no, you still have four more hours until you can start in on the blue liquor.

On the other hand, two thumbs up for the filename "hotzonegodfuckingdammit.txt."

Now, get back to work, you slacker.

And close those Notepad windows.

Now...

Comments

[agentotter.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see we use the same file-naming conventions. Excellent. More excellent is that you're writing Hot Zone smut. It's this sort of news that has you climbing my list of favorite people.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee. There seems to be a goodly amount of "The Defiant One" creeping in there, too, though I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.

It's joining the exalted ranks of such files as "idiotfic.txt" and "wtf.txt." Good to have a system...

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Hee. You can't write PWP without the damn plot sneaking in, either??? Currently I have a McKay smutathon thing that keeps bringing plot and reason into it, dammit.

Somewhere there's blue mixer (raspberry, I believe) that you can add in...so you can make all kinds of blue drinks out of clear alcohol.

/enabling

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm completely incapable of just having them have some fun. First it's "where?" and then "how'd they get there?" and "but what were they doing BEFORE that?" and suddenly everyone's got issues all over my nice clean sex scene. Sheesh.

Oooh, blue mixer. I'll have to find some of that once I've pillaged all the "naturally" blue drinks from the liquor store.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

OMG, ourcreativeprocessesaresoseparatedatbirth!

Hee. Now I'm wondering what the hell it was. But it was a tall bottle, squared off, but with curves on the sides. Touch sour for my taste, but then again, I like my drinks just this side of a diabetic reaction. :)

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

LOL! I myself seem to drink either "sickeningly sweet" or "standard alcohol with mixer" (rum and coke, scotch and soda), and I pretty much cultivated the taste for "respectable" drinks just so The Boy could fetch me stuff from the bartender without getting all embarrassed. *g*

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Can't do rum. Makes me physically ill before I even cop a buzz, in some blends. *shrug* One of these days I'll try to figure out which rums and why.

Vodka Collins is a good drink, usually. Kind of like an alcoholic lemonade.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

The Boy used to have massive problems with both rum and tequila, which made trying to find tropical drinks for him very problematic. Lately he's been able to drink Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, at least, and some light rum that our friends brought us from Barbados.

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. That means he can't enjoy the wonderfullness that is Long Island Iced Tea, can he?

That? Sucks. (For some reason, I can. This despite the mean!drunk I get on tequila alone, and the whole rum issue. I guess the gin and the triple sec and the vodka counter that.)

[nel-ani.livejournal.com]

I *like* your file name.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee. That really is the filename, because I can never come up with titles until the last minute before posting. But this, this I will remember which fic it is. *g*

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

No, no, leave notepad open!

:bats zootlashes:

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, it still is, because I have a stunning lack of self-discipline when I, uh, don't want to have self-discipline. My overrides have overrides.

(Actually, Notepad and WordPad are both open, the other of which has an incredibly silly ode in dialogue to alcoholic blue drinks, as it were. If I manage to drink away my good sense, I may even post it. *g*)

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

:snorgle:

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

I want to know what all the blue drinks are.

Oh, and don't be surprised if you pee interesting colors for a bit the morning after.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm going to report on the blue drinks as I make my way through them. For, uh, posterity. And because ridiculous projects are fun. *g*

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Yay! *happies*

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

You know, I love that you share these inner monologues with us. They brighten my day, even if they don't do much for yours.

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

I love your geeky gay show, too

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

That's because it's also your geeky gay show.

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, that's true. :g:

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: Actually, amusing others does make me happy. And acknowledging the weirdness of me in public makes me feel like I am at least not horribly misleading anyone.

... Okay, yeah, that was probably not really a concern.

I do love your new icon, btw. *g*

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

that was probably not really a concern.

Not so much, no.

At one point I had this crazy thought that I should write a first time story for every episode of Atlantis. Then I thought 'no, that's the kind of crazy thing someone like kagey would do.'

I love it when I'm right. ::checks to see if ego has grown big enough for the tiara::

I do love your new icon, btw.

Thank you! I'm really happy with it. It's much cooler than I thought it would be.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Then I thought 'no, that's the kind of crazy thing someone like kagey would do.'

::snickers:: Okay, that was the point where I had to step away from my desk, because I was laughing out loud and trying not to get caught. *g*

Hey, a girl's gotta do something during the hiatus...

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

Hey, a girl's gotta do something during the hiatus...

This is true and there are far worse things you could do.

/resists urge to quote song lyrics from Grease/