kageygirl: (mckay sgarmporn)
kageygirl ([personal profile] kageygirl) wrote2005-06-03 03:30 pm

"The only thing I'll ever ask of you, you've got to promise not to stop when I say when..."

Things of the random:

1) Tonight's SGA ep is the rerun of "The Defiant One!" We've got: Armporn. Gunporn. Angst. Explosions. CleverSneaky!Sheppard. Worried!McKay. Canon acknowledgement of the Big Gay Love. (Yeah, tell me it's not. *g* Oh, twice, actually--I'm counting the conversation with Elizabeth at the beginning, too.) Rodney's new duds. John's naked ankles. (Okay, granted, they don't do much for me, but I suspect some of y'all like them.) John getting dirty (which does a hell of a lot for me). Radio!Snark, which I think is second only to Radio!Sex. Physical and emotional hurting. The only thing missing is the comfort (and man, is it ever missing), but that's what fanfic is for, no? *g* Did I leave anything out?

And I'm gonna miss it! The first showing, at least. Today is Commencement Day at The Institute, and a friend of ours is coming in from out-of-town (they do a thing for the round-numbered reunion classes--this is his tenth year out), and we're going to see a movie, or just go drinking, or summat. I love him dearly, and I'm so happy to see him, but there's a tiny, awful part of me that's going to miss not seeing the TDO rerun. Yes, I have the ep downloaded. Yes, I have it on TiVo. Yes, it'll be on again at 1am. Yes, I've seen it far too many times. These things do not affect my point in any meaningful way.

b) So, as those of y'all with gmail know, gmail has little text advertising blurbs that pop up based on the content of your messages, right? So, uh, I got penguin-related ads. One of which was for The Penguin Place, which has a truly astonishing array of penguin-related merchandise for sale. [livejournal.com profile] kyrdwyn and I were looking around there, and she found a penguin porn coffee mug.

And I said we'd definitely have to share that with our fellow pervs penguin enthusiasts.

There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.

It's possible that by "you," I mean "me."

ETA: Penguin salt shakers. I am reliably informed that the one on the left is John, and the one on the right is Rodney. *g*

Oh, and iii), yet another reason I'm going to hell. A report on the US criticizing our allies for not fighting human trafficking (which, totally bad, don't get me wrong) includes the following lines:

The State Department downgraded Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates to the lowest level of compliance in the report, which evaluates countries' efforts in fighting the trafficking of thousands of people forced into servitude or the sex trade every year.

Victims in the region were mainly domestic servants and laborers but also included boy camel jockeys, according to the report.


"Boy camel jockeys" and "sex trade" are way, way too close together for my warped mind. Actually, I was probably doomed just by "boy camel jockeys."

I'll be over here, warming my toes by the flames of Perdition. And writing porn. Or is that redundant?

[identity profile] randommagic.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
*joins you by the flames of perdition*

*toasts some marshmallows*

*g*

[identity profile] spacedmonkey.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Where are the naked ankles? How have I missed them?

[identity profile] flatlanddan.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, the "you" definatly mean "me" and possibly several other "yous".

Work has been going on and on about how we can't use toss away coffee cups...hehehehe...
ext_2331: (mcshep sex later?)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
::passes the chocolate and graham crackers::
ext_2331: (arthur merlin none taken)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You can definitely see them when John narrowly avoids blowing himself up with the Wraith grenade, and is face-down on the ground. *g*
ext_2331: (dinozzo wink)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
::wiggles her fingers at you::

Gay penguin sex... *eg*

[identity profile] theseashore.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"...There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex..."

Aw, great. You know I'm going to have to buy that now...

[identity profile] teaphile.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That John and Rodney as penguins thing never fails to crack me up. Now I want those S&P shakers so I can snerk at them.

"Boy camel jockeys" has my mind going bad Daniel AU places.

[identity profile] coreopsis.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That penguin porn mug is the most awesome thing I'll never be able to own ever. The romantic one is cute too, but it could never beat the porn.

oh, TDO, how much I love it. I'll be watching on TV tonight too even though I can watch it anytime I want. It's the principal of the thing. So much gunporn. and armporn and angst and yes. So much to love. The nekkid ankles are an unusual plus. I don't know why.

[identity profile] wesleysgirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
The Defiant One is one of my favorite eps. I'll be watching Cube tonight instead, LOL, after seeing Get Down last night, but I can always watch TDO after. Or tomorrow. Mmmmmmmmm.

[identity profile] spacedmonkey.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that settles what I'm watching tonight then.
ext_2331: (ezra temptation)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
::giggles:: Sorry 'bout that. I just need to liven up our staff meetings. *g*
ext_2331: (shep happy place)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to buy them, and find some nice pebbles to sit with them. *g*

"Boy camel jockeys" has my mind going bad Daniel AU places.

LOL. Yeah, I was not having the cleanest of thoughts, either.

[identity profile] klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.

You know, that thought almost makes me wish I had an office job. *sighs at the thoughts of the missed opportunities involving gay penguin sex mugs and staff meetings*

"Boy camel jockeys"?? My mind is going bad bad places right here and now. *spears it with a fish hook and drags it back* Bad mind! You shall be in for a spanking for that! The flames of Perdition sound toasty warm and appealing right now *drags a cushion over and watches over your shoulder as you write porn*

Also, I am totally going to have to watch TDO right now. And speaking of arm!porn *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_123.jpg) *wanders away happily*

*klo*
ext_2331: (arthur pendant)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I just decided that the only reason we don't get any touching at the end of the ep is because then it would be too good, and they could never hope to achieve that again. This way, they have attainable goals! *g*

[identity profile] nightsister.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I think gay penguin sex fic is one of the loveliest contributions to the SGA fandom, but that may be because I'm headed to hell along with you. :D

TDO is where I first noticed that Rodney has extremely lickable biceps, and that TPTB *wanted* us to see the pretty gay penguin love between Sheppard and McKay. Good times, good times...

[identity profile] theseashore.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...And speaking of arm!porn *cough* *wanders away happily*

Oh Jebsus. Warn a person next time. Or warn louder, or something. Owwch.

[identity profile] flatlanddan.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*is seriously considering popping in her Defiant One DVD so she can join in on the love*

[identity profile] flatlanddan.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if they ship to the UK....

ext_2331: (b/o'b temporal mechanics)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
*drags a cushion over and watches over your shoulder as you write porn*

::passes back a s'more while you wait:: I write slowly. *g*

And speaking of arm!porn *cough*

Oh, man. And the neck, too--I have quite the thing for JF's neck, but DH looks pretty damn biteable lickable there, himself.

[identity profile] shetiger.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes. And that would be why I love that movie, despite how horribly, awfully, scarily bad it is.

So yum.

[identity profile] spacedmonkey.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*Suddenly imagines lots of people indulging in ankle porn*

[identity profile] klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't get that from the coughing? I thought I was being quite clear *grins impishly* *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_006.jpg) *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_049.jpg) *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_073.jpg) I'm sorry, I appear to have something lodged in my throat *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_139.jpg) There, I think I got it. *pats chest*
*klo*
ext_2331: (b/o'b temporal mechanics)

[identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, as long as you're well-occupied, it's all good. *g*

[identity profile] shetiger.livejournal.com 2005-06-03 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how much I have been looking forward to TDO tonight? I've only seen it once. It was the ep that sucked me in--but I did not tape it!. *sigh*

Hmmm, I think you need a mug that says 'boy camel jockey' to go with your gay penguin sex mug.

Or maybe that's me, and I'm getting confused again?

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