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Things of the random:

1) Tonight's SGA ep is the rerun of "The Defiant One!" We've got: Armporn. Gunporn. Angst. Explosions. CleverSneaky!Sheppard. Worried!McKay. Canon acknowledgement of the Big Gay Love. (Yeah, tell me it's not. *g* Oh, twice, actually--I'm counting the conversation with Elizabeth at the beginning, too.) Rodney's new duds. John's naked ankles. (Okay, granted, they don't do much for me, but I suspect some of y'all like them.) John getting dirty (which does a hell of a lot for me). Radio!Snark, which I think is second only to Radio!Sex. Physical and emotional hurting. The only thing missing is the comfort (and man, is it ever missing), but that's what fanfic is for, no? *g* Did I leave anything out?

And I'm gonna miss it! The first showing, at least. Today is Commencement Day at The Institute, and a friend of ours is coming in from out-of-town (they do a thing for the round-numbered reunion classes--this is his tenth year out), and we're going to see a movie, or just go drinking, or summat. I love him dearly, and I'm so happy to see him, but there's a tiny, awful part of me that's going to miss not seeing the TDO rerun. Yes, I have the ep downloaded. Yes, I have it on TiVo. Yes, it'll be on again at 1am. Yes, I've seen it far too many times. These things do not affect my point in any meaningful way.

b) So, as those of y'all with gmail know, gmail has little text advertising blurbs that pop up based on the content of your messages, right? So, uh, I got penguin-related ads. One of which was for The Penguin Place, which has a truly astonishing array of penguin-related merchandise for sale. [livejournal.com profile] kyrdwyn and I were looking around there, and she found a penguin porn coffee mug.

And I said we'd definitely have to share that with our fellow pervs penguin enthusiasts.

There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.

It's possible that by "you," I mean "me."

ETA: Penguin salt shakers. I am reliably informed that the one on the left is John, and the one on the right is Rodney. *g*

Oh, and iii), yet another reason I'm going to hell. A report on the US criticizing our allies for not fighting human trafficking (which, totally bad, don't get me wrong) includes the following lines:

The State Department downgraded Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates to the lowest level of compliance in the report, which evaluates countries' efforts in fighting the trafficking of thousands of people forced into servitude or the sex trade every year.

Victims in the region were mainly domestic servants and laborers but also included boy camel jockeys, according to the report.


"Boy camel jockeys" and "sex trade" are way, way too close together for my warped mind. Actually, I was probably doomed just by "boy camel jockeys."

I'll be over here, warming my toes by the flames of Perdition. And writing porn. Or is that redundant?

Date: 2005-06-03 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randommagic.livejournal.com
*joins you by the flames of perdition*

*toasts some marshmallows*

*g*

Date: 2005-06-03 07:49 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (mcshep sex later?)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
::passes the chocolate and graham crackers::

Date: 2005-06-03 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spacedmonkey.livejournal.com
Where are the naked ankles? How have I missed them?

Date: 2005-06-03 07:51 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (arthur merlin none taken)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
You can definitely see them when John narrowly avoids blowing himself up with the Wraith grenade, and is face-down on the ground. *g*

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Date: 2005-06-03 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flatlanddan.livejournal.com
Don't worry, the "you" definatly mean "me" and possibly several other "yous".

Work has been going on and on about how we can't use toss away coffee cups...hehehehe...

Date: 2005-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (dinozzo wink)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
::wiggles her fingers at you::

Gay penguin sex... *eg*

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Date: 2005-06-03 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theseashore.livejournal.com
"...There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex..."

Aw, great. You know I'm going to have to buy that now...

Date: 2005-06-03 07:59 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (ezra temptation)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
::giggles:: Sorry 'bout that. I just need to liven up our staff meetings. *g*

Date: 2005-06-03 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teaphile.livejournal.com
That John and Rodney as penguins thing never fails to crack me up. Now I want those S&P shakers so I can snerk at them.

"Boy camel jockeys" has my mind going bad Daniel AU places.

Date: 2005-06-03 08:01 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (shep happy place)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
I want to buy them, and find some nice pebbles to sit with them. *g*

"Boy camel jockeys" has my mind going bad Daniel AU places.

LOL. Yeah, I was not having the cleanest of thoughts, either.

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Date: 2005-06-03 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coreopsis.livejournal.com
That penguin porn mug is the most awesome thing I'll never be able to own ever. The romantic one is cute too, but it could never beat the porn.

oh, TDO, how much I love it. I'll be watching on TV tonight too even though I can watch it anytime I want. It's the principal of the thing. So much gunporn. and armporn and angst and yes. So much to love. The nekkid ankles are an unusual plus. I don't know why.

Date: 2005-06-03 08:08 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (arthur pendant)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
I just decided that the only reason we don't get any touching at the end of the ep is because then it would be too good, and they could never hope to achieve that again. This way, they have attainable goals! *g*

Date: 2005-06-03 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wesleysgirl.livejournal.com
The Defiant One is one of my favorite eps. I'll be watching Cube tonight instead, LOL, after seeing Get Down last night, but I can always watch TDO after. Or tomorrow. Mmmmmmmmm.

Date: 2005-06-03 08:20 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (b/o'b temporal mechanics)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
Hey, as long as you're well-occupied, it's all good. *g*

Date: 2005-06-03 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com
There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.

You know, that thought almost makes me wish I had an office job. *sighs at the thoughts of the missed opportunities involving gay penguin sex mugs and staff meetings*

"Boy camel jockeys"?? My mind is going bad bad places right here and now. *spears it with a fish hook and drags it back* Bad mind! You shall be in for a spanking for that! The flames of Perdition sound toasty warm and appealing right now *drags a cushion over and watches over your shoulder as you write porn*

Also, I am totally going to have to watch TDO right now. And speaking of arm!porn *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_123.jpg) *wanders away happily*

*klo*

Date: 2005-06-03 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theseashore.livejournal.com
...And speaking of arm!porn *cough* *wanders away happily*

Oh Jebsus. Warn a person next time. Or warn louder, or something. Owwch.

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Date: 2005-06-03 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightsister.livejournal.com
I think gay penguin sex fic is one of the loveliest contributions to the SGA fandom, but that may be because I'm headed to hell along with you. :D

TDO is where I first noticed that Rodney has extremely lickable biceps, and that TPTB *wanted* us to see the pretty gay penguin love between Sheppard and McKay. Good times, good times...

Date: 2005-06-03 08:48 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (tim tony heart)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
TPTB *wanted* us to see the pretty gay penguin love between Sheppard and McKay.

They totally do, don't they? I mean, Gaul is, like, 'shipping them right there on the screen...

Date: 2005-06-03 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shetiger.livejournal.com
Do you know how much I have been looking forward to TDO tonight? I've only seen it once. It was the ep that sucked me in--but I did not tape it!. *sigh*

Hmmm, I think you need a mug that says 'boy camel jockey' to go with your gay penguin sex mug.

Or maybe that's me, and I'm getting confused again?

Date: 2005-06-03 08:51 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (dinozzo wink)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
LOL! The "boy camel jockey" mug might take some fast talking in the staffroom, I'm thinkin'.

And yay for taping TDO! So much the porn pretty.

Date: 2005-06-03 08:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] reedfem.livejournal.com
Oh geez... I really really love you. Really.

TDO - The chapstick. I envy like the chapstick. Sue me.

Instead of "Radio!Snark", I read "RadioShack" and had no problem with that so I'm not sure what that says about me. And I still have to go to a baseball game, (even though it's raining) so I'll miss seeing it also.

The Penguin Place?! OMG. My mind boggles. But $14.95 for salt & pepper shakers? Sheesh. ::adds to cart:: And it's certain that by "you", you mean ME. *g*

Pass me a s'more, will ya?

Date: 2005-06-03 09:00 pm (UTC)
ext_2331: (tim tony heart)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
Oh god, how could I forget the chapstick! Like I really needed the encouragement. "Here, stare at his lips, too, while you're at it..."

I like RadioShack, myself. That's not overly shocking, is it?

::passes the s'mores. encourages you to have naughty thoughts about arms and hands and marshmallow fluff during the baseball game::

Date: 2005-06-03 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
oh the penguins mug! hee!

and i hope you're writing even as i type this. because i am greedy and pushy. ;)

Date: 2005-06-04 12:28 am (UTC)
ext_2331: (shep happy place)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
LOL. Well, technically, it's not porn, per se, just preslash. *g*

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Date: 2005-06-03 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyrdwyn.livejournal.com
I'm pondering the penguin porn mug, but worry about those who might find the mug in the house who do not understand the gay penguin sex....

Although, seriously, there are worse things than penguin porn mugs to have in the house....

Date: 2005-06-04 12:25 am (UTC)
ext_2331: (b/o'b temporal mechanics)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
You can always claim that the mug was a gift from a friend with a strange sense of humor. *g*

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Date: 2005-06-03 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentotter.livejournal.com
Boy camel jockeys! Mwaha!

Oooh, that's funny. It doesn't even need a context. You could just say, "Hey, boy camel jockeys!" to people and they'll crack up.

Date: 2005-06-04 12:24 am (UTC)
ext_2331: (kara too sexy)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
Yeah, The Boy sent me just the line about the boy camel jockeys and I cracked up. And then I found out it was actually more twisted in context. *g*

Date: 2005-06-04 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chopchica.livejournal.com
The way they stumble toward each other at the end? I just love that. And okay, I just had a dream about the island from Lost except there were Wraith on it and they found the humans and decided to breed them for a long-term food supply and ew ew ew.

Date: 2005-06-04 12:22 am (UTC)
ext_2331: (mcshep define UST)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
Weirdness. I had a dream the other week that I and the characters from Crossing Jordan were fighting off the Wraith with paintball guns. Yeah, that didn't seem to work, oddly...

Date: 2005-06-04 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.

I'd just go with the penguin porn mug in my office, because my co-workers are just as warped as me. And I can name the penguins John and Rodney *g*.

about that salt&pepper penguin set

Date: 2005-06-06 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] direaliete.livejournal.com
Plastic stoppers on bottom for easy refill.
Er, yeah :D

What about those flames of Perdition, are they still available? ;)
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