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Things of the random:
1) Tonight's SGA ep is the rerun of "The Defiant One!" We've got: Armporn. Gunporn. Angst. Explosions. CleverSneaky!Sheppard. Worried!McKay. Canon acknowledgement of the Big Gay Love. (Yeah, tell me it's not. *g* Oh, twice, actually--I'm counting the conversation with Elizabeth at the beginning, too.) Rodney's new duds. John's naked ankles. (Okay, granted, they don't do much for me, but I suspect some of y'all like them.) John getting dirty (which does a hell of a lot for me). Radio!Snark, which I think is second only to Radio!Sex. Physical and emotional hurting. The only thing missing is the comfort (and man, is it ever missing), but that's what fanfic is for, no? *g* Did I leave anything out?
And I'm gonna miss it! The first showing, at least. Today is Commencement Day at The Institute, and a friend of ours is coming in from out-of-town (they do a thing for the round-numbered reunion classes--this is his tenth year out), and we're going to see a movie, or just go drinking, or summat. I love him dearly, and I'm so happy to see him, but there's a tiny, awful part of me that's going to miss not seeing the TDO rerun. Yes, I have the ep downloaded. Yes, I have it on TiVo. Yes, it'll be on again at 1am. Yes, I've seen it far too many times. These things do not affect my point in any meaningful way.
b) So, as those of y'all with gmail know, gmail has little text advertising blurbs that pop up based on the content of your messages, right? So, uh, I got penguin-related ads. One of which was for The Penguin Place, which has a truly astonishing array of penguin-related merchandise for sale.
kyrdwyn and I were looking around there, and she found a penguin porn coffee mug.
And I said we'd definitely have to share that with our fellowpervs penguin enthusiasts.
There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.
It's possible that by "you," I mean "me."
ETA: Penguin salt shakers. I am reliably informed that the one on the left is John, and the one on the right is Rodney. *g*
Oh, and iii), yet another reason I'm going to hell. A report on the US criticizing our allies for not fighting human trafficking (which, totally bad, don't get me wrong) includes the following lines:
The State Department downgraded Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates to the lowest level of compliance in the report, which evaluates countries' efforts in fighting the trafficking of thousands of people forced into servitude or the sex trade every year.
Victims in the region were mainly domestic servants and laborers but also included boy camel jockeys, according to the report.
"Boy camel jockeys" and "sex trade" are way, way too close together for my warped mind. Actually, I was probably doomed just by "boy camel jockeys."
I'll be over here, warming my toes by the flames of Perdition. And writing porn. Or is that redundant?
1) Tonight's SGA ep is the rerun of "The Defiant One!" We've got: Armporn. Gunporn. Angst. Explosions. CleverSneaky!Sheppard. Worried!McKay. Canon acknowledgement of the Big Gay Love. (Yeah, tell me it's not. *g* Oh, twice, actually--I'm counting the conversation with Elizabeth at the beginning, too.) Rodney's new duds. John's naked ankles. (Okay, granted, they don't do much for me, but I suspect some of y'all like them.) John getting dirty (which does a hell of a lot for me). Radio!Snark, which I think is second only to Radio!Sex. Physical and emotional hurting. The only thing missing is the comfort (and man, is it ever missing), but that's what fanfic is for, no? *g* Did I leave anything out?
And I'm gonna miss it! The first showing, at least. Today is Commencement Day at The Institute, and a friend of ours is coming in from out-of-town (they do a thing for the round-numbered reunion classes--this is his tenth year out), and we're going to see a movie, or just go drinking, or summat. I love him dearly, and I'm so happy to see him, but there's a tiny, awful part of me that's going to miss not seeing the TDO rerun. Yes, I have the ep downloaded. Yes, I have it on TiVo. Yes, it'll be on again at 1am. Yes, I've seen it far too many times. These things do not affect my point in any meaningful way.
b) So, as those of y'all with gmail know, gmail has little text advertising blurbs that pop up based on the content of your messages, right? So, uh, I got penguin-related ads. One of which was for The Penguin Place, which has a truly astonishing array of penguin-related merchandise for sale.
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And I said we'd definitely have to share that with our fellow
There's also a nice little romantic penguin lovers mug, for those times when you need something that can sit on your desk at work and be all socially acceptable, and all your coworkers can say, aww, look at the cute penguins, while you think to yourself, gay penguin sex.
It's possible that by "you," I mean "me."
ETA: Penguin salt shakers. I am reliably informed that the one on the left is John, and the one on the right is Rodney. *g*
Oh, and iii), yet another reason I'm going to hell. A report on the US criticizing our allies for not fighting human trafficking (which, totally bad, don't get me wrong) includes the following lines:
The State Department downgraded Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates to the lowest level of compliance in the report, which evaluates countries' efforts in fighting the trafficking of thousands of people forced into servitude or the sex trade every year.
Victims in the region were mainly domestic servants and laborers but also included boy camel jockeys, according to the report.
"Boy camel jockeys" and "sex trade" are way, way too close together for my warped mind. Actually, I was probably doomed just by "boy camel jockeys."
I'll be over here, warming my toes by the flames of Perdition. And writing porn. Or is that redundant?
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Date: 2005-06-03 07:37 pm (UTC)*toasts some marshmallows*
*g*
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Date: 2005-06-03 07:40 pm (UTC)Work has been going on and on about how we can't use toss away coffee cups...hehehehe...
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Date: 2005-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)Gay penguin sex... *eg*
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Date: 2005-06-03 07:53 pm (UTC)Aw, great. You know I'm going to have to buy that now...
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Date: 2005-06-03 07:56 pm (UTC)"Boy camel jockeys" has my mind going bad Daniel AU places.
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:01 pm (UTC)"Boy camel jockeys" has my mind going bad Daniel AU places.
LOL. Yeah, I was not having the cleanest of thoughts, either.
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Date: 2005-06-03 07:57 pm (UTC)oh, TDO, how much I love it. I'll be watching on TV tonight too even though I can watch it anytime I want. It's the principal of the thing. So much gunporn. and armporn and angst and yes. So much to love. The nekkid ankles are an unusual plus. I don't know why.
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:02 pm (UTC)You know, that thought almost makes me wish I had an office job. *sighs at the thoughts of the missed opportunities involving gay penguin sex mugs and staff meetings*
"Boy camel jockeys"?? My mind is going bad bad places right here and now. *spears it with a fish hook and drags it back* Bad mind! You shall be in for a spanking for that! The flames of Perdition sound toasty warm and appealing right now *drags a cushion over and watches over your shoulder as you write porn*
Also, I am totally going to have to watch TDO right now. And speaking of arm!porn *cough* (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/klo_the_hobbit/Boa%20Vs%20Python/PDVD_123.jpg) *wanders away happily*
*klo*
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:12 pm (UTC)Oh Jebsus. Warn a person next time. Or warn louder, or something. Owwch.
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:09 pm (UTC)TDO is where I first noticed that Rodney has extremely lickable biceps, and that TPTB *wanted* us to see the pretty gay
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:48 pm (UTC)penguinlove between Sheppard and McKay.They totally do, don't they? I mean, Gaul is, like, 'shipping them right there on the screen...
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:22 pm (UTC)Hmmm, I think you need a mug that says 'boy camel jockey' to go with your
gaypenguin sex mug.Or maybe that's me, and I'm getting confused again?
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:51 pm (UTC)And yay for taping TDO! So much the
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Date: 2005-06-03 08:24 pm (UTC)TDO - The chapstick. I
envylike the chapstick. Sue me.Instead of "Radio!Snark", I read "RadioShack" and had no problem with that so I'm not sure what that says about me. And I still have to go to a baseball game, (even though it's raining) so I'll miss seeing it also.
The Penguin Place?! OMG. My mind boggles. But $14.95 for salt & pepper shakers? Sheesh. ::adds to cart:: And it's certain that by "you", you mean ME. *g*
Pass me a s'more, will ya?
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Date: 2005-06-03 09:00 pm (UTC)I like RadioShack, myself. That's not overly shocking, is it?
::passes the s'mores. encourages you to have naughty thoughts about arms and hands and marshmallow fluff during the baseball game::
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Date: 2005-06-03 10:42 pm (UTC)and i hope you're writing even as i type this. because i am greedy and pushy. ;)
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Date: 2005-06-03 11:21 pm (UTC)Although, seriously, there are worse things than penguin porn mugs to have in the house....
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Date: 2005-06-03 11:27 pm (UTC)Oooh, that's funny. It doesn't even need a context. You could just say, "Hey, boy camel jockeys!" to people and they'll crack up.
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Date: 2005-06-04 07:07 am (UTC)I'd just go with the penguin porn mug in my office, because my co-workers are just as warped as me. And I can name the penguins John and Rodney *g*.
about that salt&pepper penguin set
Date: 2005-06-06 03:07 pm (UTC)Er, yeah :D
What about those flames of Perdition, are they still available? ;)