It's official. I am both twelve years old, and evil.

[kageygirl]

We're getting sent home early. Because there's a sewage leak all over lower level 1 of our building, and it's a health hazard.

And I'm trying so hard not to laugh, but all that keeps going through my mind is, "I told you this shit is fucked up."

::is immature. is going to hell. but first, is going home early::

Comments

I think evil and 12 go together kinda naturally....

[wpadmirer.livejournal.com]

So you're at least on proven ground. (grin)

Enjoy the time off.

WP

Re: I think evil and 12 go together kinda naturally....

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks. It's good to have my bad self validated. *g*

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

I know you're not evil and 12. You're definitely one of the other. I just can't decide which you are.

/pondering/

/pondering/

No 12 year old could write smut that good so you must be evil.

Wow, maybe I can join Mensa too.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'd rather be evil than twelve, anyway--twelve kinda sucked for me. But evil's got potential...

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

I don't remember much about 12, or any of my childhood.

According to the shrink I saw all of three times in college that means it was unpleasant.

I'm inclined to think it was just uninteresting.

Although I do remember most of the porn I read. /g/ Does that mean I'm evil too? Or just perverted?

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

12 was the year my mom died, so, yeah, not my best ever.

I remember pretty much all the porn I read, too, so I can't answer the evil/perverted question, myself. I prefer to think of it as "precocious." *g*

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

12 was the year my mom died, so, yeah, not my best ever.


Oh, hon, I'm sorry.

I prefer to think of it as "precocious." *g*

/nods/ Good answer, and if my parents hadn't had it hidden in the back of their closet at the bottom of a bag of plain old ordinary non-porn novels I never would have found it and read it. So, really, it's all their fault.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming your not on Level 1? Eeep!

And you're never too old to have a happy childhood. *g*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

No, luckily we work up on the fourth floor. We stood at one of the windows up there, looking down through the open shaft in the center of the building, watching this giant puddle spread in fascinated horror.

And I'm very much afraid at this point that I'm just not going to grow up. *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Eeeeew, stinky!

And I've always said you can never go wrong with a good poop joke. It's a classic.

[reedfem.livejournal.com]

Hey, shit happens.

I appy am also 12

Wait 'til they bring in fans to disperse the odor.

*g*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Hee! They collected all our desk fans and were carting them downstairs as I was leaving. I just got the heck out. *g*

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

bwahaha! it's like a true life version of the river styx. only...it's the river dren.

hope you enjoyed the day off. er, either you're not evil, or i am. because i would not have been able to stop laughing. *veg*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

I was about falling over giggling at my desk--it was just such a "wtf?" moment. I mean, I know the place is going to hell quickly, but now even the building is rebelling. *g*

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

heh, even buildings have the potential to communicate on a symbolic level. ;)