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Feb. 14th, 2007 01:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
First, I catharse.
Dear subconscious,
Why, why, WHY do you insist on dawdling along in my dreams, so that right when they're about to get really good, my alarm goes off? I mean, seriously: there was that whole long-ass party thing, and then when I'm finally in bed with Abby and she's got her head on my lap, the alarm goes off. LAME.
Also, when I was preparing to go out in the snow, and you stuck "Eye of the Tiger" in my head? LAME AND SAD.
Madly disappointed,
me
Dear snowstorm,
You were supposed to be this big apocalyptic thing that got me out of work today. Instead, you just made my commute suck dog balls. WEAK.
Again, madly disappointed,
me
Side raspberries to:
- Parsippany, NJ. I still don't think you exist--I think you're a mass shared delusion--but the myth of you has caused the abduction of The Boy, leaving me here to tromp my own ass through the snow. Phbbbt.
- MASCO. Where my fucking shuttle bus, bitches? I got extra-soaked walking to work from the T stop. Phbbbt.
- The snowplow that sprayed me with Boston street filth during said walk. BITE ME. And also, phbbbt.
*dusts off hands* Okay, now I am go for happy!
Thank you! for my LJ gifts, anonymous and nonymous people! I have been, honestly, a complete goober of late about replying to things, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture (because they're boring), but I am trying hard to be better, 'cause y'all are awesome, and deserve it. *hugs for everyone*
I was late getting into work today (go figure), so I have to get some stuff done, but coming later: my fannish autobiography, part the first! (or: In the beginning, there was Star Trek.)
(I know y'all are breathless with anticipation! *g*)
Dear subconscious,
Why, why, WHY do you insist on dawdling along in my dreams, so that right when they're about to get really good, my alarm goes off? I mean, seriously: there was that whole long-ass party thing, and then when I'm finally in bed with Abby and she's got her head on my lap, the alarm goes off. LAME.
Also, when I was preparing to go out in the snow, and you stuck "Eye of the Tiger" in my head? LAME AND SAD.
Madly disappointed,
me
Dear snowstorm,
You were supposed to be this big apocalyptic thing that got me out of work today. Instead, you just made my commute suck dog balls. WEAK.
Again, madly disappointed,
me
Side raspberries to:
- Parsippany, NJ. I still don't think you exist--I think you're a mass shared delusion--but the myth of you has caused the abduction of The Boy, leaving me here to tromp my own ass through the snow. Phbbbt.
- MASCO. Where my fucking shuttle bus, bitches? I got extra-soaked walking to work from the T stop. Phbbbt.
- The snowplow that sprayed me with Boston street filth during said walk. BITE ME. And also, phbbbt.
*dusts off hands* Okay, now I am go for happy!
Thank you! for my LJ gifts, anonymous and nonymous people! I have been, honestly, a complete goober of late about replying to things, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture (because they're boring), but I am trying hard to be better, 'cause y'all are awesome, and deserve it. *hugs for everyone*
I was late getting into work today (go figure), so I have to get some stuff done, but coming later: my fannish autobiography, part the first! (or: In the beginning, there was Star Trek.)
(I know y'all are breathless with anticipation! *g*)