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Unintentional sports porn!
Apr. 28th, 2005 12:17 pmI just had this conversation over ICQ with The Boy (though I changed his username to protect the--okay, no, never innocent). I adore him so much. *beg*
The Boy: I realize you're not a football fan, but I'm going to let you in on perhaps the greatest unheralded sports development in my lifetime...
The Boy: from a college football article: "Lowdown: With Leinart, Bush and LenDale White sitting out the spring, QB John David Booty emerged as the top backup..."
The Boy: here's the important point: the backup qb for the usc Trojans this fall is going to be named Booty. and their running back is named Bush. and they're in the same conference as the osu Beavers.
kageygirl: LOL
The Boy: the trojans will be protecting booty in the backfield! until their protection breaks down...
The Boy: oh, I don't know how the sportscasters are going to avoid giggling uncontrollably
kageygirl: ROFL
The Boy: :)
kageygirl: it'd be worse if Bush were a receiver, though, wouldn't it? Then Booty would be going deep to Bush...
The Boy: :)
The Boy: but this way there's Bush in the backfield
The Boy: where he and Booty are both in danger if there's penetration....
kageygirl: true, true. :) Booty'll be in the pocket... Booty getting sacked...
The Boy: ah, it just goes on and on )
The Boy: I'm positively giddy
It's like RPS that writes itself, and I feel no guilt, for I am uninvolved. This is even better than the NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle (I swear, I am not making that up).
ETA: Since I'm currently 12 anyway--I picked up Tuesday's Harvard Crimson, and dropped it again, laughing, when I saw the headline above the fold: "Police Chase Down Alleged Masturbator."
The Boy: I realize you're not a football fan, but I'm going to let you in on perhaps the greatest unheralded sports development in my lifetime...
The Boy: from a college football article: "Lowdown: With Leinart, Bush and LenDale White sitting out the spring, QB John David Booty emerged as the top backup..."
The Boy: here's the important point: the backup qb for the usc Trojans this fall is going to be named Booty. and their running back is named Bush. and they're in the same conference as the osu Beavers.
kageygirl: LOL
The Boy: the trojans will be protecting booty in the backfield! until their protection breaks down...
The Boy: oh, I don't know how the sportscasters are going to avoid giggling uncontrollably
kageygirl: ROFL
The Boy: :)
kageygirl: it'd be worse if Bush were a receiver, though, wouldn't it? Then Booty would be going deep to Bush...
The Boy: :)
The Boy: but this way there's Bush in the backfield
The Boy: where he and Booty are both in danger if there's penetration....
kageygirl: true, true. :) Booty'll be in the pocket... Booty getting sacked...
The Boy: ah, it just goes on and on )
The Boy: I'm positively giddy
It's like RPS that writes itself, and I feel no guilt, for I am uninvolved. This is even better than the NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle (I swear, I am not making that up).
ETA: Since I'm currently 12 anyway--I picked up Tuesday's Harvard Crimson, and dropped it again, laughing, when I saw the headline above the fold: "Police Chase Down Alleged Masturbator."
