Dear uncorroborated terrorists:

Please keep your bombs, dirty or otherwise, the fuck out of my city. If you do not, in fact, exist, my apologies. And tell the news stations to shut the fuck up, already.

Thank you, and good night.

ETA: If the news stations will not shut the fuck up? If they could elevate the level of hysteria to such a degree that they shut the city down and I can stay at home and watch David Hewlett DVDs, that would be much appreciated. Thanks again!

Fighting fire with... porn?

Well, my rediscovered dedication to doing actual work while I was actually at work lasted approximately one day. (And there was much rejoicing. ::weak "hooray":: ) Heh. Can I blame the uncorroborated terrorists?

(I keep musing on their repeated use of "uncorroborated" instead of "unsubstantiated." Apparently having at least two people tell you a thing is more important than actually having evidence of said thing.)

Anyway, porn! For mmmchelle (who wanted it yesterday, but I was actually doing the working thing yesterday. see? it's bad!).

Short, sappy, unbetaed smut. Stargate: Atlantis, McKay/Sheppard, NC-17, no spoilers (which is just so odd for me, lately...)

( The Heart of the Matter )