"I don't get it. What the hell's it going to take for them to let us out of here?"
"How should I know? You're the one who thought that simply not arguing would be enough to convince them to release us. Do you have any other brilliant ideas?"
"As a matter of fact, I do. But I was kind of hoping it wouldn't come to that. It might make you ... uncomfortable."
"Major, I assure you, it would be very difficult to make me more uncomfortable than I am right now."
"Well, I was thinking--maybe they need a more ... physical gesture."
"As opposed to what? A mental gesture? A spiritual gesture? What would that entail, anyway--converting to the United Church of Me?"
"McKay ..."
"Granted, I wouldn't have thought I deserved to be canonized, but then humility about one's own greatness is supposed to be one of those saintly virtues, isn't it?"
"Rodney. I meant ... they may need proof."
"Proof. That we don't hate each other. What do you mean, proof? What, like holding hands or something?"
"... Or something."
"You're serious."
"If you have a better idea, now's the time."
"Just because I don't have a better idea doesn't mean this is a good idea." ________
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"How should I know? You're the one who thought that simply not arguing would be enough to convince them to release us. Do you have any other brilliant ideas?"
"As a matter of fact, I do. But I was kind of hoping it wouldn't come to that. It might make you ... uncomfortable."
"Major, I assure you, it would be very difficult to make me more uncomfortable than I am right now."
"Well, I was thinking--maybe they need a more ... physical gesture."
"As opposed to what? A mental gesture? A spiritual gesture? What would that entail, anyway--converting to the United Church of Me?"
"McKay ..."
"Granted, I wouldn't have thought I deserved to be canonized, but then humility about one's own greatness is supposed to be one of those saintly virtues, isn't it?"
"Rodney. I meant ... they may need proof."
"Proof. That we don't hate each other. What do you mean, proof? What, like holding hands or something?"
"... Or something."
"You're serious."
"If you have a better idea, now's the time."
"Just because I don't have a better idea doesn't mean this is a good idea."
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